Full Frontal Nerdity

junglejustine:

I would not have a baby by you, 50 Cent. You can calm down now.

FOZ: Me too, keep your hands where I can see them fiddy

I will not mention you by name, but I swear to christ… one more post that includes the word “Jonas” and I am unfollowing you… I might wish pain upon you as well, I haven’t decided this yet.

harmonwashere:

tomorrow will suck.

FOZ: Setting my alarm for 1:00a to give ya a call. To chat.

It is true. If you are not FROM dallas, and I am not talking about Texas or OUTSIDE dallas, because if this is the case, you should have enough morals or sense to hate this band of douches. But back to my original point… the dallas cowboys (and yes, I will never capitalize either one of those words, neither one deserve it.) are an organization filled with now, in the past and forever with terrible people. The players are bad people, the owner is a vey bad and horrible person, and their coaches have always been awful awful human beings.

This organization has always represented what is wrong with the bad part of thye human spirit and with America as a whole. It has always been a homage to excess and immorality. There has never been anything good that has come from anyone that has ever been associated with this organization. Even the new stadium they have built is a microcosm of what is wrong with this team’s, this city’s, and this state’s terrible and pathetic mindset. It is always about excess, materialism, and the oppression of and exception of anything real with no regard for anything decent, human, or moral at all.

The fans of this team are never actual fans. These people are always some pathetic jack ass from California, New York, or anywhere besides FUCKING dallas. Bad people, bad city, bad state, bad team. these are the same people that revered pathetic assholes like Michael Irving, and the laundry list of fucking jackasses that this organization will parade around. The same people that support an owner that wants to turn back the clock to eliminate policies that would favor his own needs and not anything else. These are the same people that would perfectly happy with buying their championships a la the Yankees. They would love to go back to that again.

These are the same assholes that I avoid everyday of my life. f you are a dallas fan and you are not FROM FUCKING dALLAS, you are a piece of shit. you are not a sports fan. You DO NOT get to pick and choose your teams on account of your daddy issues your favorite colors or whatever gay shit you choose (and I am not picking one person in particular, it’s just the same story every time). I will not hire you, I will not even talk to you. you are a bad person. I will not talk to you. even when i see you after you lose, or you lose to us, I still wont say anything because I know that in the grand scheme of things I know that I do NOT want:

1.) to ever talk to you because I am automatically a better person than you.

2.) never wanna hear your piece of shit mouth when you do win.

but guess what WILL happen? I will have to hear from all of you idiots tomorrow. When the eagles lose to the cowcunts, I will hear it from every piece of shit “fan” that I see. EVEN THOUGH I have GO OUT OF MY way to be sure I NEVER TALK TO YOU.

THATS the difference. I have my convictions, no matter what you judge on that, the fact is, I will not sway. I am consistant. I will stick to what I know, and what i know is that the dallas cowboy fan base is the lowest form of human filth. I wish nothing but pain and suffering upon you and all you hold dear. This is not a joke. please go fuck yourself.

also: My computer just learned that “cowcunts” is an actual word, so it will never spellcheck it again. That is a good thing.